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America The Littered

For this Independence Day, we returned to the Esplanade in Boston for the Boston Pops concert and fireworks.  We did it differently this year, showing up around noon and being content with being able to hear the concert by being near a speaker station and being right on the riverbank for a great view of the fireworks.

After a great day and a fantastic fireworks display (that was unfortunately clouded by a lack of wind that kept the smoke in the way of the fireworks), we turned around to see the field where we were and discovered that our fellow concert-goers had shown their love for their country by leaving their trash all around it.  Add not just cups and napkins, but towels, a deck of cards, pizza boxes, and bottles.  It was so disappointing to see all this trash ruining a beautiful city park on a the river after a day of celebrating our country.

It is beyond me that people can have such feelings of self-importance that they feel they can just leave their garbage on the ground for others to clean up after them.  I know that it was a lot of younger people that did this, since it was where those groups were that the biggest messes were left, and it is particularly disappointing since with all the issues in this country involving pollution and the environment seem to be having some sort of an impact on people, but then something as simple as picking up after yourself is too much for them.  

American Ingenuity At Its Best

So while TV may be lacking creativity and originality, it doesn't mean inspiration is dead in America.  Here's your proof:

The Beirstick

Lumipic Lighted Cornhole

My idea for the greatest idea EVER?  A glow in the dark Beirstick!

Scraping the UNDERSIDE of the Barrel

So here we are, a few months after the writers strike ended and summer TV is in full swing.  Summer television has never been renowned for its high-brow nature, but this year.... oy vey!   Here's a few of my favorite deep digs from the networks:

These shows are so bad they aren't even bad enough to be good.  The only good things: Swingtown and Mad Men. I'm a little late to the bandwagon on the last one, but trust me, it is worth hopping on ASAP!


Nostalgia Algorithm

Very interesting and funny article from Wired magazinethat talks about predicting the popularity of nostalgia entertainment.  I agree that while I'm excited for a new X-Files movie, I'm not quite sure if the timing is right - it hasn't been quite long enough for me to truly yearn for another movie, and with Lost on the air, that is fulfilling the freaky sci-fi conspiracy show void.  After Lost finishes up would be a perfect time - people would be looking for a similar thing to fill that void, and looking to old DVDs of X-Files and Lost would be a great segue into a new X-Files movie.

Eat Your Chia!

I've always thought that Chia Pets were kinda cool, in their own retro white-trash infomercial sorta way.  Turns out that they are also a good food source.

Looks Like King Missile Had The Right Idea After All

This is the best news story I've read in a while: the headline simply reads "Penis Theft Panic Hits City."  Let's be honest here - if that doesn't get you to read a story, nothing will.

Apparently a bunch of people in Kinshasa, the capital city of the Republic of Congo, believe that some sort of gold ring-wearing witch doctors are touching them on public transportation and either stealing their penises or shrinking them.  Obviously, this isn't REALLY happening, and there is a quote in the article that got "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there.." which brings up a great image of someone at the police station with his pants down insisting that his penis isn't there any more. 

The only people excited about this news story are the men in Kinshasa who aren't very well endowed.  Now when they hook up with a woman, they can just claim that it was witchcraft that gave them the tiny tools. 

Cool Web Sites

Want to share a couple of web sites that I've recently found and thought are interesting enough to share:

Food411.com - A great foodie site, in a traditional portal format, with links to lots of other great food and drink-related sites and articles

First I heard about True Mom Confessions which led to True Office Confessions and True Bride Confessions and True Green Confessions. The blog roll on the front page makes for quick, easy, and addictive entertainment on all of them.

My bride-to-be and I are starting to think about cleaning up and cleaning out our old stuff, trying to sell off whatever we can, and any old electronics are probably going to be sold via Second Rotation.

And last but not least, to satisfy your inner paranoid freak in all of us, visit 72 Hours which helps you with planning for an unexpected disaster.  Of course, if you're planning for it, is really unexpected, and wouldn't it be better to have all the information in hard copy format, since if a disaster is really hitting, chances are you won't be able to get online to view the site...  The site is actually San Fransisco-focused, but the information is good for anyone.

That 'Ol Disney Magic

For this week, most of my blogging activity will be happening over at The Johnson Family Vacation Blog, which is part of the overall Johnson Vacation web site.

However, I did have some thoughts while walking about Disney's Animal Kingdom this afternoon - how could a Pop Culture Gangster not after all? - and wanted to share them before they snuck out of my poor tired little brain.

It has been about 10 years or so since I've been to Disney, and since then I've been fortunate enough to travel many places and have a great number of experiences: from dancing in a New Orleans parade, to attending a Mass at St. Peter's Basilica; from walking the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles to strolling along the streets of Vancouver.  Whether I've traveled for work or business, I've sought out authentically local experiences, from food and drink to culture and pastimes. 

When you go to Disney, they try very hard - and succeed mostly - to give you a taste of a different world.  It may be weird mix of Dinosaurs and Americana as is the case in Dinoland in the Animal Kingdom, or the very cool Tibetan/Asian vibe that the area around the Everest ride has.  That was probably my favorite part of the park - I thought they did a great job with the decor and extras, as well as with the smells of the food and little touches in the waiting lines that gave you a taste of the country that you're supposed to feel like you're in.  Not that I've ever been there, so I guess more appropriately, it feels like what I think it is supposed to feel like.

Which brings me to my main observation: Disney is incredibly good at creating remarkably realistic imaginary tableaux that make you feel like you're elsewhere, but when you turn around from that, you'll still surrounded by vendors selling Coca-Cola and McDonald's fries, ice cream carts and souvenir stores every ten feet.  It is a delicate line that they tread: educational vs. fun, experiential vs. simply being an amusement park.  I think it is that attention to detail and Disney's unique ability to take the harsh Nepal terrain and make it family-friendly that drives so many to their parks.

However, like anyone else who looks at these things with a critical eye - and Disney certainly has their fair share of critics and analysts - one hopes that it doesn't REPLACE the real experience, or that it forces the real thing to become more Disneyesque to meet the false expectations set by the fake thing.

I'm not going to give you any big insight here, partially because it is 1:00 A.M. and I'm pretty friggin tired.  But because I haven't quite figured it out.  Tomorrow is Epcot and its pavilion of 13 countries.  Maybe that will help me pin it down.  I know that it isn't a complaint, but it is something that makes me want to experience the real thing; to see a trading post in Nepal, to see a 60's-style roadside Dinosaur exhibit or eat Chinese food in China.  It makes me appreciate how realistic they make the Disney experience but yearn for the real thing.  Maybe I'll be able to answer why by the end of the week. 

The Foodie Trend Runs Amok

Photo_121607_001I've been hanging onto this picture for a while now, meaning to make a post with it.  It was taken at a Burger King in Massachusetts in February, 2008.  I know that America is becoming a nation of "foodies" but pairing carbonated soft drinks with the food selections at Burger King?   Things are clearly out of control and/or someone at Burger King has way too much time on their hands. 

They Finally Understand Why People Travel

Today must be the day when the travel industry realized how and why people travel.  First, there's airport security lines according to your travel expertise, and now there's a hotel in England that will have a sex toy "mini-bar" in their rooms.  There's the WHY people travel!

Let's hurry up and get in the expert travel lane so we can get to England!